I’m not here to listen to you whine. I’m not here to argue with you. I’m not here to take blame for your stupidity. I’m here to fix your computer. I don’t care how it got broken, or why you want it fixed, or even what you think the problem is. Because if you knew what the problem was, and how to fix it, you wouldn’t have called me. So stop fighting me, stop acting like you can operate anything more complicated than a Sit-n-Spin, and just listen. Do that, and we’ll both get out of this alive.